The Founder
I've always been lost:
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3 primary schools
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6 secondary schools
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2 universities
Plenty of classes, zero life prep. I can explain photosynthesis, but not my rent.
Instead:
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learn by heart
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write off
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persevere
What I actually needed?
Not knowledge. Just something that hurts less. Maybe a meme that makes sense. Or the illusion that chaos at least gives XP.
My Story
We all come into the world naive.
Then life happens: school, work, taxes – the full tutorial called “Why though?”.
At some point you stop looking for meaning and start looking for coping mechanisms.
That’s where Picobara steps in:
Not to make you smarter, just to make the absurd feel slightly funnier.
90 seconds of escapism, powered by a fact that sounds like a joke — but sadly isn’t.
Why NinetyPeak?
I started Picobara because someone had to make existential confusion funny.
For everyone who thinks faster than life allows —
and keeps getting lectures from people whose job title is “Thought Leader.”
Picobara isn’t a learning platform. It’s an emotional airbag for modern absurdity.
You get 1–3 fun facts in 90 seconds — knowledge that won’t save you, but might distract you from the fire.
No background needed. No purpose served. Just: “Huh. Fair point.”